Green Joke

• 17 trees are saved by every ton of existing paper that is recycled.  That means if we pulped every Harry Potter book we wouldn’t be able to see the sky for foliage.
  
• Through energy use the average home emits more harmful CO2 gas than the average car.  That’s probably because at home your battery doesn’t run flat if you leave the lights on.
  
• A parish priest is to offer ‘eco-sinners’ the chance to confess in what is thought to be the first ‘green’ confessional booth.  Obviously you can’t confess all your sins in one go but must separate bottle, paper and plastic confessions.